Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. Marwood: Withnail: I've looked into it. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. Marwood: Marwood: It's too hot so he drops it, on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing, Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before, Jake has left a dead hare hanging on the cottage door, along with a note, wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway, he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic, holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube, Marwood knocks on the door of a farmhouse. The fuel and wood situation. And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Why trust one drug and not the other? When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases. [extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky]. You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Withnail: What happened to my agent? [shouts out of the car window at a man standing on the pavement]. Here comes another fucker! Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. Where did you school? The carrot has mystery. Sort of said it without thinking. And you'd be marvellous. 'S alright, 's alright, s'alright We're going, our car has arrived! One of us has got to stay on guard. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. My brain's capsizing. Marwood: (Takes the shotgun) Well let me tell you something, Withnail. Find *anything*. You got a rush. What are we supposed to do with that? Withnail: And it isn't his fault he cannot love you any more than it's mine that I adore you. This doesn't go down at all well. Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: You're out of your mind! Withnail: Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. Monty: Uncle Monty: Here hare here here hare here! Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. I happen to think the cauliflower more beautiful than the rose. Withnail: Locations, see. Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! Sons are the anchors of a mother's life. There's nothing out there except a hurricane. Jake: Thought I was going for a minute. What are you talking about, Danny? Had a weight under his fez. Withnail: Prostitutes for the bees. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Let him get his drugs out. Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Listen to me, listen to me! Course you have, you're the poacher. So there's this judge sitting there in the cape like f***ing Batman with this really rather far out-looking hat. Right can anybody explain the here hare here joke from withnail and I? "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off." In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. Withnail: Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Withnail: Oh, look at this little bastard. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. This is a British cult classic. It's full of brilliant quotable lines: "We've gone on holiday by mistake!" "My thumbs have gone weird". I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. Headhunter to everybody. Withnail: Waitress: At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child. You bloody fool, you should never mix your drinks! They can handle the kaftan, they can't handle the bell. [pointing an eel at him] These mom & son quotes will help you describe your love for him. Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. We want to get in there, don't we? Why don't you go back? You lose, you gain Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. Marwood: Well, I don't know. Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. How infinite in faculties! Have another look in that shed. Bastard must have died. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Withnail: Withnail: [whispering] He's going into your room. So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. You know, farmers, travelling tinkers, milkmen, that sort of thing. Who f***s arses? And at the end, it seems Withnail is sad that Marwood is leaving him and regrets his choices. Marwood: I'm good looking. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news. Withnail: Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. Making an enemy of our own future. 1 likes. Isaac Parkin: 2023. Marwood: How come Monty owns such a horrible little shack? Balls! You won't keep us anywhere. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Monty: Withnail: How like a god! You're not leaving me in here alone. Monty: [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. Poacher. We mean no harm! We've got to get some booze. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . It's available on I've some extremely distressing news. Jake: We are multimillionaires. But no man's put me down yet. Offer him yourself. There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! Add spice to it. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum. Marwood: I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. Flowers are essentially tarts. London is a country coming down from its trip. Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! Here hare here!' We want the finest wines available to humanity. Withnail: Marwood: I've told you why. Withnail: Aren't you getting absurdly high? Irishman: [high-pitched voice] Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Let him get his drugs out. [a live chicken is standing on the table]. He gags and gasps]. My thumbs have gone weird! *I'll show the lot of you*! He won't gore you. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door]. Find your neutral space. The thermostats. That means we'll miss out Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. [wakes up in the back seat of the car, which is moving along the motorway] extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky, seeing a road sign reading "ACCIDENT BLACK SPOT. It's like Greenland in here. It's society's crime, not ours. And how dare you tell him I love you?! I don't want to hear it. Withnail hands Marwood the bag of shopping and jumps over the wall to safety. [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. You have done something to your brain. We're coming back in here. Danny: Scrubbers! Marwood: You never discuss your family, do you? Why have you drugged their onions?! [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. There's a man over there that doesn't like the perfume, the big one. His name's Presuming Ed. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Withnail: I'm glad you're the proprietor, I was gonna have to have a word with you anyway. I'll show the lot of you! Parkin's been. Withnail and I is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Bates novel I'd read. Marwood: I didn't call you inhumane. Withnail: Withnail: Hold on, don't let your imagination run away with you Marwood: Imagination! Danny: We live in a kingdom of reigns, where royalty comes in gangs. Withnail: I don't advise a haircut, man. We've gone on holiday by mistake. This page was last edited on 1 November 2022, at 17:35. 4 Mar. Honestly. [takes pill out of doll] Trade: Pheno-dihydrochloride-benzorex. Do you like to experience all facets of life? And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. The fucking kettle's on fire! These eels here are for his pot. Withnail: I might fetch you up a rabbit. Withnail: We're in the middle of a f***ing gale. Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. [after trying the Camberwell Carrot] Don't get uptight with me, man. Here hare here? I've absolutely no interest in yours. And that's why you mustn't hold back, let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric. [as Marwood walks past him] Sinew in nicotine base. Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! For some of us a quote becomes a mantra, a goal or a philosophy by which we live. Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? My heart's beating like a fucked clock! Irishman: I think a drink, don't you? Burnt! Don't suppose you've engaged, have you? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. He can eat his fucking radish. I assure you I'm not, officer. *Fork it*! So, there's this judge sitting there in a cape like fucking Batman with this really rather far-out looking hat. When I strike they won't know what hit them! A cat, and the rain Vim under the sink, and both bars on. Monty: Withnail: Withnail: Where is he? Danny: Scrubbers! Here grows the plant Assidos, which, when worn by any one, protects him from the evil spirit, forcing it to state its business and name; consequently the foul spirits keep out of the way there. Go with it. Look at him! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). How like an angel in apprehension! Works the lake, but keep it under your hat, hm? And this one has a definite imbalance of hormone in him. Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before]. Nonsense. That's what you say. No fridges, no televisions, no phones! One of my favourite movies. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Have you either of you got shoes? [voiceover] Withnail: (Appalled) How dare you! I recommend you smoke some more grass. [pulling a pheasant out of his coat] Withnail: Withnail: Come on, old boy. Look at my tongue, it's wearing a yellow sock. Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. Withnail: *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! Danny: Withnail: Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. Withnail: Sherry? Monty, Monty! [he pours the lighter fluid down his throat. [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074.